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Lewis' Private Gay-O-Rama 2004
Sunday August 22 2004
If you're invited, come on down to see Lewis go off like the crazy drinkin Cowboy he is!
This is an ultra special one time event as Lewis is moving to Roswell N.M. to mate with little bald Aliens. We all know he's gonna get drunk at the local Boot Scooters (4404 SE Main ST.) and end up screwin' an alien Mannequin on the street.
This event begins at 9pm. If you bring a going away present you won't get in free, however, you will be able to kiss Lewis' belt buckle.
If you have an invite you'll get in for $1 The invite is good for yourself plus three of your Lewis lovin' friends.
Dj's performing for this multinational event are "Live JukeBox, Chadd, Hausmaus, and appearing for the first time as himself Lewis "the" Ritual.
So folks, the real reason to come out is that for one dollar you'll be able to drink Spotted cow until you puke or it runs out. Did I mention that Matt Fanale will probably be drunk enough by the end of the night that we'll be able to write "GAY" on his forehead again. Sharpies will be available at the front bar, just ask.